That's the meaning of Hogswatch, isn't it, Master?īut I'm the Hogfather! At the moment, I mean. that'll keep them going for ever.Īnd you mean that because of this the poor get poor things and the rich get rich things? I mean to say, you give people jam today and they'll just sit and eat it. Yeah, well, what good is a god that gives you everything you want? I gave them what they wanted in the store. The world would be in a hell of a mess, eh, if everyone got what they asked for. I shall wipe away a tear, 'cause what he's getting, see, is this wooden toy and an apple.
The boy wants a pair of trousers that he doesn't have to share, a huge meat pie, a sugar mouse, "a lot of toys" and a puppy named Scruff.Īh, how sweet. Our story begins on a midwinter festival bearing a remarkable similarity to your Christmas. A city where magic is just another job, and where the Tower of Art of the Unseen University for Wizards looms over all the dark narrow streets. What the hell." And so our story begins in Ankh-Morpork, the twin city of proud Ankh and pestilent Morpork, the biggest city in Discworld. The philosopher Didactylos suggested an alternative hypothesis: "Things just happen.
It was some time after its creation when most people forgot that the very oldest stories of the beginning are, sooner or later, about blood.
Drifting onwards through space, atop four elephants on the shell of a giant turtle, the Great A'Tuin. But much, much later than that, the Discworld was formed. There is the constant desire to find out where - where is the point where it all began. How else can they become?Įverything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. You need to believe in things that aren't true. some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.īut people have got to believe that, or what's the point? you try to act as if there is some ideal order in the world. You think so? Then take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and THEN show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. As practice, you have to start out learning to believe the little lies. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. You're saying that humans need fantasies to make life bearable. Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park. Fake It wrote: "You watch Cr-Apple will come out with a flip or fold in 2 years and say "we invented it", then guess what? All the apple fanboys will say "They did.What would have happened if you hadn't saved him?Ī mere ball of flaming gas would have illuminated the world.Īll right, I'm not stupid. There's a surprise, out of warranty for £1600 phone!" said another. 13 months old and it started, 19 months old and all across screen. "Let's hope they've fixed the screen cracking. (Let’s blow away) Isshuu mawatte iwattatte ii kamai ya shinai. Hora, kamen wo hazushite Kirabiyaka na irumiineeshon kagayaitara. All my family have iPhone but I've always had Samsungs.I still have a variety of them in a box.most still work!" Namaiki ni tsukiattatte shou ga nai deshou. Apricot said: "That's my next phone." Anna wrote: "That would be the phone that I would choose if I could afford it." Fiona said: "Can't beat a Samsung. The camera and battery life is rubbish, really hoping they have made improvements because it was handy." Stacey said: "I got one when they first came out but ended up giving it to my daughter and going back to my Note. "Wow that’s amazing !! I used to own Samsung Galaxy but now I’ve got an iPhone !!" E said. Are you the ultimate survivor Find out in this creative game of do-or-die where savvy survivors must think quickly and select odd objects that will help. I had a Sony and I loved it." Andrew said: "I don’t think I’ll ever be able to leave Apple I’ve been with it for so long… I just can’t imagine myself with another brand!" Cameron asked: "Is this your phone?" Hope this is improved xx." Becca said: "That’s one cool phone."įreddie said: "ooooohhhh thats super fancy" Dove wrote: "I miss my old flip phone. Ginger said: "I love my flip.BUT the battery life is *****! You turn things off, to average power and carry a battery pack or plug with you. READ MORE Gogglebox star Izzi Warner 'devastated and heartbroken' and says 'for everyone wondering' A fan asked: "You’re no longer an apple guy?! xxx" Chloe said: "Yass welcome to the Samsung club."
"I hope the crease does not get on your nerves," said another. "What’s happened to partrice?" Becky asked. Cheers I’m living my 2004 life again." Caroline replied: "Now that looks nice,i have always had Samsung phones since 2006 would not have any other make at all." The BBC Radio 2 star wowed fans by admitting he has swapped an Apple iPhone for a Samsung. Rylan Clark has said "it's naughty" as he rolls back the years to 2004.
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